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technoviking 

A hero of our generation. Bow down to the force that is.....the TECHNOVIKING.
TECHNOVIKING doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.
technoviking by DrNordo January 25, 2008
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technoviking 

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.
technoviking by esvee October 7, 2007

Technoviking 

Technoviking wins.
Technoviking by Numaga March 4, 2009

Techno Viking 

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.
"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.
Techno Viking by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

Techno Viking  

a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.

able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them

requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis
"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"
Techno Viking by androooow February 25, 2009

Techno Viking 

Techno Viking. A god among men.
"Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to Techno Viking."
Techno Viking by Techno Viking October 31, 2007