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Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself
Technobald by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021

Technobald stan 

Your awesome and you are probably bald.

You most likely went bald before 18. Technobald stans have no mother.
so a Technobald stan should............................meh .

Technoblade 

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.
Technoblade by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Technoblade 

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"
Technoblade by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade 

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.
*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.
Technoblade by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006