You know David has been getting laid a lot more just cause he had the Galaxy S4 a few days before it came out. He must know a lot of techno-hoes.
by Janky Jimmy May 18, 2013
Get the Techno-hoe mug.Also known as computer viruses, Technoherpes infects your computer and forces it to perform wildly varying activities without your knowledge...at first...then the hate-filled emails from everyone you know start to pour into your mailbox!
Technoherpes infection is normally caused by social manipulation, and most Technoherpes infestations are caused by a complete lack of forethought on the part of the computer operator clicking links without thinking AT ALL about what they're clicking on.
Thank our wonderful politicians for destroying the educational system, and the media for never making note that people are, for the most part, no longer capable of critical thinking, and will quickly click on a link to the most moronic things without thinking for even a millisecond, if they expect even the tinest bit of entertaining idiocy.
Easiest avoidance measures: Using a little-known and seldom used anatomical fat deposit known as "the brain." (No, not Pinky's friend...the other one...)
Note: "The Brain" should also be employed during the lead up, and while VOTING, although over the last century or so, there is no evidence that this is a common practise until AFTER the criminals have been voted in. The second a new election is called, there appears to be a genetic switch that instantly terminates all higher brain function until the day after the actual vote has occurred.
Technoherpes infection is normally caused by social manipulation, and most Technoherpes infestations are caused by a complete lack of forethought on the part of the computer operator clicking links without thinking AT ALL about what they're clicking on.
Thank our wonderful politicians for destroying the educational system, and the media for never making note that people are, for the most part, no longer capable of critical thinking, and will quickly click on a link to the most moronic things without thinking for even a millisecond, if they expect even the tinest bit of entertaining idiocy.
Easiest avoidance measures: Using a little-known and seldom used anatomical fat deposit known as "the brain." (No, not Pinky's friend...the other one...)
Note: "The Brain" should also be employed during the lead up, and while VOTING, although over the last century or so, there is no evidence that this is a common practise until AFTER the criminals have been voted in. The second a new election is called, there appears to be a genetic switch that instantly terminates all higher brain function until the day after the actual vote has occurred.
Technoherpes is normally spread via such channels as:
Links for discount shoes, dating sites, free credit report services, and more. If it was in the news recently, its a potential source of technoherpes infection!
Emails about how a Nigerian prince who needs YOU to "hold millions of dollars, in return for a percentage", US military Iraqi/BinLaden/Afghani/etc. cash hordes, dying widows of billionnaires who have noone else to leave their fortunes to, et cetera.
Of course, you can't forget about what started it all...PENIS ENLARGEMENT EMAILS!
Honestly, if those things worked, we'd all be able to take a whiz in Central Park by this point, right?
No...it wouldn't even matter what state or country you were in at the time! We've all seen THOUSANDS of those emails by this point, and at "a guaranteed minimum of three inches" per email...now you're talking in MILES!
Links for discount shoes, dating sites, free credit report services, and more. If it was in the news recently, its a potential source of technoherpes infection!
Emails about how a Nigerian prince who needs YOU to "hold millions of dollars, in return for a percentage", US military Iraqi/BinLaden/Afghani/etc. cash hordes, dying widows of billionnaires who have noone else to leave their fortunes to, et cetera.
Of course, you can't forget about what started it all...PENIS ENLARGEMENT EMAILS!
Honestly, if those things worked, we'd all be able to take a whiz in Central Park by this point, right?
No...it wouldn't even matter what state or country you were in at the time! We've all seen THOUSANDS of those emails by this point, and at "a guaranteed minimum of three inches" per email...now you're talking in MILES!
by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven November 14, 2011
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a person that is addicted to buying the newest technical devices like mobile phones, dvd-players or plasma-screens. These things are not bought because they are really needed, but instead because of their design and the fact that they are state-of-the-art. If the person doesn't manage to find himself something new for a longer period of time, he/she has to suffer from withdrawal.
Man, my dad is a real technoholic. Yesterday he bought himself a new mobile although he already got 5.
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The definition of insanity and hilarity combined is technotoe. There is no true pattern to understand technotoe all you need to know is that they are chaotic and you should consider stalking. Sorry following them on tiktok because they are a GOD at everything except being normally (because who wants to be normal like ew_)
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The definition of insanity and hilarity combined is technotoe. There is no true pattern to understand technotoe all you need to know is that they are chaotic and you should consider stalking. Sorry following them on tiktok because they are a GOD at everything except being normally (because who wants to be normal like ew_)
Dave: hey do you know who technotoe is?
Billy:no who are they
Dave: better than you thats who
*heatwaves starts blasting in the background*
Billy:no who are they
Dave: better than you thats who
*heatwaves starts blasting in the background*
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