Tebower

Somebody who supports and loves Tim Tebow. Will always be there for him and will always be a fan

Danielle is such a tebower.

Like a Beiliber but for Tim Tebow

by RealTebower December 15, 2011

Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Tebowed

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.

Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?

by T-Bake May 6, 2009

tebowed out

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.

"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."

by spartan4333 December 28, 2011