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1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins
That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!
teats by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
my dad's favorite saying
well, that's just teats!

teats!
teats by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003
teats by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

devil's teats

I can't look at his naked torso; it's covered in the devil's teats
devil's teats by mistress vindaloo November 11, 2010

Bean Teats 

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.
Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.
Bean Teats by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

Lizzard Teats 

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"
Lizzard Teats by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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