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1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins
That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!
teats by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
well, that's just teats!

teats!
teats by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003
wow that dude has big ass teats
teats by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

devil's teats

I can't look at his naked torso; it's covered in the devil's teats
devil's teats by mistress vindaloo November 11, 2010

Bean Teats 

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.
Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.
Bean Teats by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

Lizzard Teats 

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"
Lizzard Teats by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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