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Tearmaxxing

Trying to make things sadder when they don't have to be
Stop tearmaxxing & join the celebration
Tearmaxxing by fitzronovich January 19, 2026
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TardMaxxing

When tardmax you tard maxxing
ayo this man tardmaxxinggggg

Thawmaxxing 

Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.

The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.
I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.
Thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 7, 2024

thawmaxxing 

The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat
Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024

tardmaxxing

Tardmaxxing is staring at a microwave as long as possible, to fry one’s brain and decrease the users IQ
I am tardmaxxing”
tardmaxxing by 100fro March 26, 2024

Thawmaxxing 

The act of freezing the penis in ice. The unfreezing is said to have benefits towards the penis's strength and//or size.
'Yo bro are you pulling up to the group thawmaxxing sesh later'
Thawmaxxing by Komotsa April 14, 2024

Bearmaxxing 

When you eat a diet of lean meat, berries and honey mixed together to get an anabolic diet that of a bear. To bulk like a bear man
Bro I started bearmaxxing to bulk and now I get my protein and micros every meal!
Bearmaxxing by sammy420 April 20, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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