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TardMaxxing

When tardmax you tard maxxing
ayo this man tardmaxxinggggg

Thawmaxxing 

Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.

The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.
I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.
Thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 7, 2024

thawmaxxing 

The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat
Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024

tardmaxxing

Tardmaxxing is staring at a microwave as long as possible, to fry one’s brain and decrease the users IQ
“I am tardmaxxing”
tardmaxxing by 100fro March 26, 2024

Thawmaxxing 

The act of freezing the penis in ice. The unfreezing is said to have benefits towards the penis's strength and//or size.
'Yo bro are you pulling up to the group thawmaxxing sesh later'
Thawmaxxing by Komotsa April 14, 2024

Bearmaxxing 

When you eat a diet of lean meat, berries and honey mixed together to get an anabolic diet that of a bear. To bulk like a bear man
Bro I started bearmaxxing to bulk and now I get my protein and micros every meal!
Bearmaxxing by sammy420 April 20, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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