Tearmaxxing

Trying to make things sadder when they don't have to be

Stop tearmaxxing & join the celebration

Tearmaxxing by fitzronovich January 19, 2026

TardMaxxing

When tardmax you tard maxxing

ayo this man tardmaxxinggggg

TardMaxxing by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

Thawmaxxing 

Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.

The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.

I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.

Thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 7, 2024

thawmaxxing 

The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat

Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!

thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024

tardmaxxing

Tardmaxxing is staring at a microwave as long as possible, to fry one’s brain and decrease the users IQ

“I am tardmaxxing”

tardmaxxing by 100fro March 26, 2024

Thawmaxxing 

The act of freezing the penis in ice. The unfreezing is said to have benefits towards the penis's strength and//or size.

'Yo bro are you pulling up to the group thawmaxxing sesh later'

Thawmaxxing by Komotsa April 14, 2024

Bearmaxxing 

When you eat a diet of lean meat, berries and honey mixed together to get an anabolic diet that of a bear. To bulk like a bear man

Bro I started bearmaxxing to bulk and now I get my protein and micros every meal!

Bearmaxxing by sammy420 April 20, 2024