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Thawmaxxing 

Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.

The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.
I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.
Thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 7, 2024
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thawmaxxing 

The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat
Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024

Thawmaxxing 

The act of freezing the penis in ice. The unfreezing is said to have benefits towards the penis's strength and//or size.
'Yo bro are you pulling up to the group thawmaxxing sesh later'
Thawmaxxing by Komotsa April 14, 2024

Thugmaxxing 

To participate in thug activities with the purpose of attempting to be as thug as possible.
He's such a thug.

For real, some might even say he's thugmaxxing.

thugmaxxing 

The idea that certain behaviours that allow you to acccess sex are only available if you are black
Gonna start thugmaxxing so I can attract snowbunnies.
thugmaxxing by anonymous August 5, 2024

thomaxxing

Don't be a Thomas. When one plays Marvel Rivals and Brawl Stars 24/7, always on his phone, never has any female interaction, goons all day, easy rage-baiter, never touches a job application, and has a nic addiction.
Person 1: Yo, what you up to later.
Person 2: I'm gonna be thomaxxing all day!

Tabmaxxing 

Using an excessive number of tabs in a web browser.
"Wow Becky, your browser tabs are a mess."
"Whatever, I'm tabmaxxing."
Tabmaxxing by islandair September 2, 2025