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TardMaxxing

When tardmax you tard maxxing
ayo this man tardmaxxinggggg

Thawmaxxing 

Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.

The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.
I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.
Thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 7, 2024

thawmaxxing 

The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat
Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
thawmaxxing by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024

tardmaxxing

Tardmaxxing is staring at a microwave as long as possible, to fry one’s brain and decrease the users IQ
I am tardmaxxing”
tardmaxxing by 100fro March 26, 2024

Thawmaxxing 

The act of freezing the penis in ice. The unfreezing is said to have benefits towards the penis's strength and//or size.
'Yo bro are you pulling up to the group thawmaxxing sesh later'
Thawmaxxing by Komotsa April 14, 2024

thomaxxing

Don't be a Thomas. When one plays Marvel Rivals and Brawl Stars 24/7, always on his phone, never has any female interaction, goons all day, easy rage-baiter, never touches a job application, and has a nic addiction.
Person 1: Yo, what you up to later.
Person 2: I'm gonna be thomaxxing all day!