Tabmaxxing

Using an excessive number of tabs in a web browser.

"Wow Becky, your browser tabs are a mess."
"Whatever, I'm tabmaxxing."

by islandair September 2, 2025

TardMaxxing

When tardmax you tard maxxing

ayo this man tardmaxxinggggg

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

Thawmaxxing

Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.

The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.

I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.

by Angry_Salad March 7, 2024

thawmaxxing

The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat

Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!

by Angry_Salad March 25, 2024

tardmaxxing

Tardmaxxing is staring at a microwave as long as possible, to fry one’s brain and decrease the users IQ

“I am tardmaxxing”

by 100fro March 26, 2024

Thawmaxxing

The act of freezing the penis in ice. The unfreezing is said to have benefits towards the penis's strength and//or size.

'Yo bro are you pulling up to the group thawmaxxing sesh later'

by Komotsa April 14, 2024

Tearmaxxing

Trying to make things sadder when they don't have to be

Stop tearmaxxing & join the celebration

by fitzronovich January 19, 2026