Teapxt 

some doll on the Internet who's probably not very smart.

formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.

they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.

"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.

they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).

whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.

they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.

"honestly, fuck whoever took the Teapxt handle on X- oh, hey, look, White Rabbit candies!"
- something Tea might've said

Teapxt by Byakuya's left sock October 16, 2024

chocolate teapot 

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

chocolate teapot by Clansman April 22, 2009

Princess Teapot 

A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.

"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"

Princess Teapot by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009

tennessee teapot  

A soda,beer,water bottle or a milk jug that has been used as a recepetacle for urine, then thrown on the roadside.

If your done pisssing throw that tennessee teapot out the window.

tennessee teapot by gocardscc January 26, 2009

Teapoting 

The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.

I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.

Teapoting by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020

Golden Teapot 

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)

You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!

Golden Teapot by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. 

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020