Teapee

Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

"Mavis!!! Your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon."

by ITman May 6, 2008

Teapression

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

teapees

Members of the demographic group participating in the Tea Party movement.

The teapees held a large rally at the Washington Mall on the anniversary of MLK's "I have a dream" speech.

by sumnerln August 29, 2010

Teafee

Created by Gingercat on GameSurge, this odd drink is a 50-50 mixture of tea and coffee. It doesn't taste too bad at all.

* Gingercat goes to make some teafee

by Gingercat June 11, 2006

Texas Teepee

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Terpees

Herpes acquired from a Tinder date.

Rob it was the best date ever and things happened super fast. But a month later I look down and my pee bird is covered in terpees. Stupid Tinder hoes.

by Rex Holes November 30, 2014

Trapeeze Artist

Noun. A woman that holds onto a man until another comes along. She continuously repeats this cycle. A slut.

Stay away from that girl. You could get her but it won't be long before someone else is pounding that ass. She's a trapeeze artist.

by RHP4 January 4, 2011