Teapression 

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

Teapression by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

Teapression 

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.

Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!

Teapression by hardmonkey November 7, 2010

teasession

An artificially induced and extra prolonged recession caused by a self-serving group of corporate sponsored idiots.

I heard you lost your job due to this new teasession. You aren't alone, millions more will be unemployed soon due to this teasession, but at least billionaires won't have to worry about higher taxes.

teasession by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

texpression 

the expression one gets while reading a text message

Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!

texpression by hsprquared May 30, 2009

texpression 

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.

Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression

texpression by GosuGatena April 23, 2009

Twipression 

The small depression most females (and some males) go into after having seen, or read a twilight book because no love will ever be as good as the one in a book.

Michelle: Hey Tori what's up?
Tori: Oh nothing, just saw Eclipse...
Michelle:Then what's wrong, I heard it was awesome!
Tori: Yeah, it tottaly was, I'm just in a small twipression about my life right now.
Michelle: Aw, I know how you feel, felt the same way after seeing new moon

Twipression by Mimp8885 July 6, 2010

Recession Teasession 

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.

Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going

Recession Teasession by Fearnyfearn January 1, 2010