Teaoti

Teaotis are very Masculine men they play basketball and have a 54-inch vertical. Also known for having a "Big Bundha" and "Large Penis." The voice of Teaoti makes women Pregnant his hair makes women float. He is the CEO Of Sex. All the women flock to him like birds flocking to bread. His scent attracts women and some men (Men included: Julius, Keghan, Lucas, and Bronson.) And all types of women. Even lesbians. God made him in his Image a true God among men His pecs cut through stone and his arms can crush 40 apples at a time. he is also 7"7'. Although he may Obliterate your insides its always good to have a teaoti in your life.

Person 1: Do you have a Teaoti.
Person 2: Yes he is so hot.
Person 1: Omg you're so lucky.
Person 2: I know right!!!

by Quandavious Kingle Bingle July 28, 2022

Teaction

The ideological lurch by the GOP to the radical right by practically any political circumstance that might piss off an elderly white dude.

Health care reform passage caused a vehement teaction in the GOP even though the final law closely resembled proposals of the GOP in the era of Hilarycare.

by ArrghPaine April 1, 2010

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

long dark teatime of the soul

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019

Teapoting

The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.

I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.

by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020

pepelaugh teatime

You use this combo when somebody dosnt realize the obvious

Person 1: Bro what even is that?
Person 2: Pepelaugh TeaTime oh no no

by Pepelaugh TeaTime November 8, 2020

teating

Sucking on a woman's teats.

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.

by figman October 31, 2013