Teaotis are very Masculine men they play basketball and have a 54-inch vertical. Also known for having a "Big Bundha" and "Large Penis." The voice of Teaoti makes women Pregnant his hair makes women float. He is the CEO Of Sex. All the women flock to him like birds flocking to bread. His scent attracts women and some men (Men included: Julius, Keghan, Lucas, and Bronson.) And all types of women. Even lesbians. God made him in his Image a true God among men His pecs cut through stone and his arms can crush 40 apples at a time. he is also 7"7'. Although he may Obliterate your insides its always good to have a teaoti in your life.
Person 1: Do you have a Teaoti.
Person 2: Yes he is so hot.
Person 1: Omg you're so lucky.
Person 2: I know right!!!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.