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team fortress 2 

America's #1 war-themed hat simulator
team fortress 2 by TeamXlink October 22, 2011

team fortress 2 

welcome to team fortress 2 after 9 years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait
team fortress 2 by sniper nate November 6, 2020

Team Fortress 2 

1. A Class-based first-person shooter with multiple gamemodes/objectives
2. A multiplayer FPS that 99% of Call of Duty players will hate.
3. A hat-based conga simulator.
4. An FPS that has the time period and art of the 20th century industrial age.
5. IT'S FREE!
If you don't want to play Call of Duty or Minecraft, why not try Team Fortress 2 and Terraria?
Team Fortress 2 by XxCommandoxX December 14, 2014

Team Fortress 2 

A team-based first-person shooter multiplayer video game wherein the players' main goal is to collect hats.
Man... I only need 38 more drops until I can try to craft a Triboniophorus Tyrannus in Team Fortress 2.
Team Fortress 2 by HATMASTER May 20, 2010

Team Fortress 2 

Team Fortress 2 is a team based FPS for the PC. It is also available on the Xbox 360 and the PS3 and is included in The Orange Box. Team Fortress 2 consists of 9 different classes of soldiers with different abilities, playing as two teams with various objectives. It will not fade out anytime soon, and people will still be playing this game years from now, much like what happened with Quake III. This game is like crack-cocaine in that you keep playing it. This is really only true with the PC version, as the console versions suck by comparison. They just suck actually, even standing alone.
I can't eat right now, I want to play some Team Fortress 2.

Forget work, I'm playing some Team Fortress 2.
Team Fortress 2 by Hackfest January 5, 2008

Team Fortress 2 

Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a game that you love more than your extended family.
John: Mike...our--our Aunt Jane just...died.

Mike: I don't care, Team Fortress 2 isn't working. I'm worried.
Team Fortress 2 by stefangamecube December 9, 2008
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