Te'O'd 

To maintain an online relationship with someone who doesn't exist. Whether you were knowledgeable to their existence remains a mystery. Similar to being catfished.

John: So, I went down to Florida and stopped by the address Claire gave me. The homeowner says that person doesn't live there. She also deleted her facebook,twitter,instagram and disconnected her phone. It's like, she never existed.

Bob: Son, you've been Te'O'd.

Te'O'd by XBL Dee V3 January 16, 2013

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e 

The video of Taylor hitting the folks

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e

G o o d a t f o r t n i t e by g o o d a t f o r t n i t e February 10, 2019

Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U 

It simply means "you think that i dont love you but i do love you more than everything on this universe". you might use it when ur simp idek

Girl: ik that you dont love me.. :/
Random simp: Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U

Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U by karuma December 14, 2020

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d by zygga April 25, 2025

Te odio

Spanish for "I hate you."

Te Odio.

Te odio by espanol_freak November 14, 2009

Te'od

When you masturbate to and think about another guy's girlfriend.

Hey Dude, I was Te'od your girlfriend last night before bed.

Te'od by Jrock1782 January 17, 2013