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The act of getting as fucked up or lit as you possibly can. In reference to Teo Velasquez who gets fucked up on a whole different level.
Damn bro i’m tryna get fucking teo’d tonight at the club.
Teo’d by Mr. Modelo February 14, 2020
Words you can keep
To maintain an online relationship with someone who doesn't exist. Whether you were knowledgeable to their existence remains a mystery. Similar to being catfished.
John: So, I went down to Florida and stopped by the address Claire gave me. The homeowner says that person doesn't live there. She also deleted her facebook,twitter,instagram and disconnected her phone. It's like, she never existed.

Bob: Son, you've been Te'O'd.
Te'O'd by XBL Dee V3 January 16, 2013

National Teo Day 

National Teo Day is on 31 October and you have to go kiss and hug all your friends named Teo, Theodora, Theodor etc.
"Hey dude, what day is today?
It's 31 October, it means it's National Teo Day!"

Teo Debil 

You need to say Teo debil
Teo Debil by Pinesman69 December 1, 2020

Dirty Teo 

He will put you down , spin you around and rearrange your insides while eating Nutella from your Nipples
Last night my Bf did the Dirty Teo on me and i'm still recovering..
Dirty Teo by manamajefflol April 24, 2020

Dirty teo 

When a guy smokes a zoot out a girls asshole, while his 6,8 black friend his choking her to death with his 10 inch cock.
“Oh man my girl got dirty Teo’d last night with my nigga friend Jamal”
Dirty teo by Dee monkey,a February 27, 2023

doing a teo thorpe 

getting a big cok and all the bitches
julien could not doing a teo thorpe
doing a teo thorpe by cok fugsgs August 9, 2022
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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