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taxurbation 

The act of putting off doing your taxes by masturbating
My constant, excessive taxurbation has forced me to file for an extension.
taxurbation by Cupcake Sally November 22, 2011
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Taxurbate 

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax while doing taxes.
"Michael's accountant was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he taxurbated to satiate his thirst for tax accounting"
Taxurbate by t_boz September 23, 2011
Tax + refugee. Someone purposefully moving from a high-tax location to a low-tax location, e.g. from Boston, Taxachusetts, to Live-Free-Then-Die New Hampshire, where there's no personal income tax nor sales tax.
That apartment building in Vancouver, Washington, is full of taxugees. Paying no income tax in Washington state, they shop across the river in Portland Oregon where there's no sales tax either.
taxugee by Selma The Duck December 16, 2008
Anything relating to income taxes or tax preparation, or the impact something might have on them.
I always donate to charities in December for taxual reasons.
If you buy an electric car, it can be taxually significant.
taxual by arrano February 18, 2021

taxutaxi boyz 

the true gangters formed in bradford but now situated in ilford.
taxutaxi boyz by Tony Montana May 18, 2004

taxuration 

to show that each separate tax increase is an addition to a massive list of taxes already in effect and can't be considered in isolation
California is considering adding another tax, this taxuration is will further soak it's residents for years to come, probably forever.
taxuration by TaxingUnicorns March 28, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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