Taxurbate
"Michael's accountant was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he taxurbated to satiate his thirst for tax accounting"
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tagturbate
To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.
Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.
tagturbate by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010
taxurbation
taxurbation by Cupcake Sally November 22, 2011
texturbate
Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.
Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
texturbate by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008
Tanturbate
Tanturbate by KPKJ June 6, 2017