Taxurbate 

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax while doing taxes.

"Michael's accountant was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he taxurbated to satiate his thirst for tax accounting"

Taxurbate by t_boz September 23, 2011

taxibate 

A process where one sits in the back of a taxi cab and pleasures oneself vigorously.

1.
Cab driver: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"

Homeless man: UUgGHhhhgggUghUu!!!! Oh yeaahh!

2. To taxibate in a blue cab may be punishable by death

taxibate by lampylow October 26, 2012

tagturbate 

To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.

Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.

tagturbate by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010

taxurbation 

The act of putting off doing your taxes by masturbating

My constant, excessive taxurbation has forced me to file for an extension.

taxurbation by Cupcake Sally November 22, 2011

texturbate 

Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.

Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public

Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.

texturbate by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008

Tanturbate 

The act of masturbating while tanning. This can be at the beach or in a tanning salon.

That ho started to tanturbate while in the tanning booth!

Tanturbate by KPKJ June 6, 2017

Kiss-turbate 

The kissing of oneself

So, kiss-turbate!

Kiss-turbate by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010