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taxurbation

The act of putting off doing your taxes by masturbating
My constant, excessive taxurbation has forced me to file for an extension.
by Cupcake Sally November 22, 2011
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taturation

The amount of tattoos skin can hold and it still look good. Differs by skin and body type.
That guys arms are so covered in tattoos, they are completely taturated. They have met their taturation point.
by DJC89 July 7, 2012
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Texturbation

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
by Noshedint March 15, 2018
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Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.
by tagz November 1, 2008
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WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.
Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.
by Urban Millz July 21, 2012
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Texturbation

Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.
"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"
by TrinityUMC May 11, 2009
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weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets
They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.
by fatty August 21, 2003
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