taxurbation

The act of putting off doing your taxes by masturbating

My constant, excessive taxurbation has forced me to file for an extension.

by Cupcake Sally November 22, 2011

Taxurbate

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax while doing taxes.

"Michael's accountant was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he taxurbated to satiate his thirst for tax accounting"

by t_boz September 23, 2011