Skip to main content

talonomics 

The way of making money by selling old slippers to old white women with no teeth.
" yo u old fucking bitch, but this slippers so i can make some money buy talonomics because im a tank."
talonomics by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007

taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion

Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"

"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"

Taconomics 

The act of assembling various combinations of food types and products according to how much cash one has on them, choosing from the dollar menu of budget friendly mexicana themed fast food chains (e.g. Taco Bell; Del Taco)
I was able to use my five dollars to get two different kinds of tacos and two different kinds of burritos by employing my skills in Taconomics.
Taconomics by Stereorush June 2, 2015

Taxonomically 

The rules of the new game were written taxonomically.
Taxonomically by Jeba Barker January 25, 2014

Taconomics 

Comparing prices of goods at stores to taco bells value menu.
This gallon of milk is 3.99 , taconomics tells me that i COULD get 4 Spicy soft potato tacos OR this gallon of milk. Decision is clear
Taconomics by Taco Enthusiast February 14, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026