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tattooist 

Someone who makes a living marking younger, naive humans as his/her territory permanently
Look at that 45 year old male tattooist permanently mark that young, naive 18 year old girl as his territory.
tattooist by Washingpumpkins March 10, 2016
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tattooist 

is another term for Tattoo Artist
I'm a tattooist.
tattooist by TreySan May 16, 2014

Ant Tattooist 

A term used to describe a pernickety individual, who comments on minuscule faults to feel a sense of purpose whilst providing no real contribution.
That consultant is a right ant tattooist. I swear he gets paid £50/hour to correct the odd spelling mistake.
Ant Tattooist by BingChilling1 March 29, 2023

Mushroom Tattooist 

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo

Tattools 

Tattoos on a gentleman or lady that would insinuate that they are a tool. The best identifier is a tattoo of barbed wire, the persons last name, a heart, unicorn/dragon, or trampstamp.
DAMN BRO THAT GUYS GOT SOME SERIOUS TATTOOLS!
Tattools by Mackin24 December 14, 2011

tattoobs 

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.
tattoobs by OsirusR July 14, 2009

Party Tattoos 

1. An injury, which the afflicted party does not recall receiving, sustained during a night of drinking.

2. A boo boo you discover the next morning because of something stupid you did the night before.

Based on the song "Party Tattoos" from Ali Spagnola's Power Hour Drinking game
I have so many party tattoos from last night I had to wear a turtleneck in July to cover them. . . also a leg brace.
Party Tattoos by Helga Nancy Gail January 28, 2012
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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