Skip to main content

tattooist 

I'm a tattooist.
tattooist by TreySan May 16, 2014

Ant Tattooist 

A term used to describe a pernickety individual, who comments on minuscule faults to feel a sense of purpose whilst providing no real contribution.
That consultant is a right ant tattooist. I swear he gets paid £50/hour to correct the odd spelling mistake.
Ant Tattooist by BingChilling1 March 29, 2023

Mushroom Tattooist 

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo

Tattools 

Tattoos on a gentleman or lady that would insinuate that they are a tool. The best identifier is a tattoo of barbed wire, the persons last name, a heart, unicorn/dragon, or trampstamp.
DAMN BRO THAT GUYS GOT SOME SERIOUS TATTOOLS!
Tattools by Mackin24 December 14, 2011

tattoobs 

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.
tattoobs by OsirusR July 14, 2009

Party Tattoos 

1. An injury, which the afflicted party does not recall receiving, sustained during a night of drinking.

2. A boo boo you discover the next morning because of something stupid you did the night before.

Based on the song "Party Tattoos" from Ali Spagnola's Power Hour Drinking game
I have so many party tattoos from last night I had to wear a turtleneck in July to cover them. . . also a leg brace.
Party Tattoos by Helga Nancy Gail January 28, 2012