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tattooist 

Someone who makes a living marking younger, naive humans as his/her territory permanently
Look at that 45 year old male tattooist permanently mark that young, naive 18 year old girl as his territory.
tattooist by Washingpumpkins March 10, 2016

Ant Tattooist 

A term used to describe a pernickety individual, who comments on minuscule faults to feel a sense of purpose whilst providing no real contribution.
That consultant is a right ant tattooist. I swear he gets paid £50/hour to correct the odd spelling mistake.
Ant Tattooist by BingChilling1 March 29, 2023

Mushroom Tattooist 

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo
Dale winton is THE greatest Mushroom Tattooist

tattooist 

is another term for Tattoo Artist
I'm a tattooist.
tattooist by TreySan May 16, 2014

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026