Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.

Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"

by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012

tator tits

A cute nick name for tator tots.

Yes I would like a number one with a coke and a side of tator tits.

by truth2014 September 5, 2014

Tater Tits

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.

Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.

Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.

by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009

Tater Tits

When you spill tater tots on your tits.

Caroline: DammitI spilled tater tots on my boobs!
Lizzie: They're tater tits!

by thelizardwizard March 18, 2016

Tater tits

Deceptivly saggy tits that look like lumpy mashed taters when exposed.

Hey tater tits, get me a beer.

by Whiteside cove May 15, 2018

Tater Tits

An elderly woman who has smelly breasts

"Damn, she got some bad tater tits!"

by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

Tater tits

When some one has tits that look like they eat tator tots for every meal

You are so fat you look like you have tater tits

by Biscuit doge June 10, 2018