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A "tatool" is a dooshbag who is tatted. It originally came from men with either lower-back tats or men with barbed wire and/or tribal tattoos. Today the terms is coined towards hipster men who think a tattoo is a quick ticket to swagger.

People who overdo tattoos fall into this category. I'm not talking about prison inmates or local bar street trash. I'm talking about upper-middle class white kids who think getting tatted up will impress the ladies.

A "tatool" is usually accompanied by hoop earrings... the earrings that are expanded through time to a bigger and bigger and bigger hoop.

A "tatool" WILL always find a reason to show off his tattoos. It could be 20 below zero and they will roll up their sleeves to show off those inks. Sometimes,,, they'll only roll up the sleeve exposing one arm, and sometimes one pant leg.

A "tatool" has a morning regiment... that involves applying vitamin E and cocoa butter to their tats.

A "tatool" is usually broke because they spend all their money on tats, hoop earings, and converse high tops.

A "tatool" doesn't usually act tough but in bars they'll go out of their way to show off their tattoos as if they're badges of honor they've earned in Nam.
Blake Shelton is a Tatool
Tatool by Ethics Warrior part 2 November 14, 2011
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Tooth to tatoo ratio 

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.
That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.
Tooth to tatoo ratio by krovos August 7, 2009
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Teardrop tatoo 

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.
Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
Teardrop tatoo by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

mushroom tatoo 

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.
"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"
mushroom tatoo by Peniswillow April 8, 2003

Tatooine 

tatooine is a fictional deserted desert planet in the outer rim territories of the star-wars galaxy, and is the home planet of "anakin skywalker". it is a home of gambling and pod races. it is available in the map of the galaxy in the book "star wars: the ultimate visual guide".

some star wars fiction has tatooine blown up by vader, as he hates the planet because of the sorrow it has caused him.
"tatooine"

darth maul: tatooine is sparsely populated, if the coardinets are right we shall find them quickly master.

darth sidious: the jedi will be no match to you.

Tattools 

Tattoos on a gentleman or lady that would insinuate that they are a tool. The best identifier is a tattoo of barbed wire, the persons last name, a heart, unicorn/dragon, or trampstamp.
DAMN BRO THAT GUYS GOT SOME SERIOUS TATTOOLS!
Tattools by Mackin24 December 14, 2011
my ex got my name tatoo'd on his back and now he's dating his baby mama and said he's over me. wonder how his girl feels about this?! permanent reminder (tatoo) of a temparary feeling (the relationship).