Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020

tater-twat

Tater-twat is the basically the worst insult you could give to a woman. It describes a woman's vagina as being crusty and nasty like most tater tots.

Damn, eating that tater-twat out almost made me want to gag.

by jagwah March 26, 2009

Teter Twat

A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!

Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

tator twat

A girl who puts food in her privates and lets people eat them.

Dude, last night I met a tator twat. We hooked up!

by kelly girl April 11, 2009

tarter twat

when your bitch doesn't wash her twat and a tarter sauce substance forms and you take a fish stick to that pussy and have a buffet.

I sure do love my girlfriends tarter twat!!!!!!!

by Andres Martinez December 12, 2008

tatter twat

a dry, cracked pussy (i hear they are good with ketchup)

That bitch had a tatter twat, so I had to use ketchup when we went to eat out

by mullet_mania May 15, 2006

Taber-Twat

Anything that reaks like a Taber. Taber's come from the corn fields of Canada. They live in the villages ( sobrevillas ) of the corn fields. ie. andy, taber, art the fart sobrevilla

Question: damn homie, did you smell that Taber-Twat round here?

Answer: Yeah, it reaks like queef stench!

by numeroso August 6, 2007