Tartfuck
Retarded fuck
tardfuck
not the same as fucktard, this is much much worse, a tardfuck is someone who gets off on fucking retards. Only use this when suitable... or when wanting to rinse someone so hard they may never need to wash again.
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tarfuckshlitz
The simple combination of a Retard piece of fucking shlitz. MAny of these tarfuckslhitz exist in modern day society. Beware of the virus they spread though, tarfuckshlitz is the only existing disease that can penetrate any mind; This sucks more cock than elton john....This can be associated with my sibling andrew. This species will kill any intelligence known to mankind. Eliminate tarfuckshlitz, it is our only hope. It is very versatile and can be used as a noun, verb, adjective and interjection.
Ex:
Noun: That little tarfuckshlitz is dead
Verb: Dude I just tarfuckshlitzed the toilet badly.
Adjective: That tarfuckshlitzing pedophile is wanted for murder.
Interjection: Jesus Fuckin Christ! Holy TARFUCKSHLITZ!
Ex:
Noun: That little tarfuckshlitz is dead
Verb: Dude I just tarfuckshlitzed the toilet badly.
Adjective: That tarfuckshlitzing pedophile is wanted for murder.
Interjection: Jesus Fuckin Christ! Holy TARFUCKSHLITZ!
Christ, this is the worst case of tarfuckshlitz ive seen yet, you are officially a dipshit fucking moronic retarded bitch.
tarfuckshlitz by Dr. Schpielgman Tarfuckshiltz July 5, 2006
Tarfuck
The term “tarfuck” is used when to people have sexual intercourse on hot asfault and it burns there skin as they are having intercourse. S&M 🥺
Tarfuck by Dogballs 808 May 24, 2021
Tarifuckery
The chaotic, vindictive, or absurd use of tariffs by insecure dictators or leaders to flex power, settle personal grudges, or project strength, often with zero grasp of how global trade actually works, leaving economies and consumers in a mess.
“His tarifuckery on steel imports was all about looking tough on X, but it tanked local factories who couldn’t afford materials.”
Tarifuckery by Raquel de la Roche July 7, 2025
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