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tardfuck 

not the same as fucktard, this is much much worse, a tardfuck is someone who gets off on fucking retards. Only use this when suitable... or when wanting to rinse someone so hard they may never need to wash again.
Oh my god! You just tried to bash off usin a bottle and now u have no cock, u tardfuck!

Don't let that dude into the asylum, he's a tardfuck!

Fuck you tardfuck!
tardfuck by KitSteel April 22, 2007

tardfuck 

see wordfucktardword
you stupid tardfuck
tardfuck by fucktard July 26, 2003

Tard Fuck 

When the person is so retarded, that they can not even be defined as a "Fuck Tard"
Parjeet: Did you see Ali mess up?
Zamir: Yup, because he's a tard fuck.
Tard Fuck by pooperscooper1221 August 25, 2018

straight crazy turdfucker 

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

turdfucker 

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
turdfucker by donutoblivion October 25, 2006

turdfucker 

1) One who fucks turds, or;
2) A Homosexual, or fag
Marcus, you did him in the butt, you are a total turdfucker!!
turdfucker by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

TardBucket

A term used for the most sutpid peope whos IQ is acttually lower than that of a bucket
Dylan forgot to put the dog in his cage what a tardbucket
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