11 definitions by fucktard
n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."
Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.
by fucktard September 6, 2004
by fucktard August 7, 2004
A mysterius hunk of brown meat, on a stick or in a bowl, often serverd with a crab drink of mountain drew.
Kalkalash, you buy you buy!!!!
by fucktard August 7, 2004
tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".
by fucktard February 8, 2003
as gay is no longer an insult, add gayer to take it back to its old, childish meaning.
was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer
was: omg you're so gay.
now: omg you're such a gayer
by fucktard March 1, 2005
A ass child, often named elof is a person, whos face looks like a ass, or is a ass in any other way, or its just a dumb word to use if you got nothing to say simply: a Ass child, or a Rövbarn as we say in sweden.
PRetty ass, aint it?
PRetty ass, aint it?
by fucktard August 7, 2004
