Tarkoving 

Tarkoving is a sexual position that involves 2 of the same sex. One person spreads his glutes while the other person proceeds to stick their entire hand into their anus. This is usually done without warning and is a surprise to the one getting tarkoved.

Person 1: "Yo me and my homie we're tarkoving last night"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"

Tarkoving by pookie bear usec January 14, 2024

Tarmoing 

To go for a beer in the evening once you are on a business trip

Let's go tarmoing this evening?

Tarmoing by GG loves Tarmo June 13, 2018

Tarkington 

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.

Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t

Tarkington by Steve dumb September 19, 2019

Tarkington 

- A place in rural Texas, filled with Yee-Yee children who believe their family's money makes them popular

"Tarkington High School is filled with sluts"

Tarkington by WarFareWolf March 31, 2019

tarking 

the act of taking things from random peoples yards in the middle of the night and placing them in someone elses yard. preferably someone whom you dont like

Dude! You totally should have went tarking on mariels yard with us last night!!

tarking by Missy27 August 12, 2009

Tarooting Harumpadump 

Alternative name for the elephant.

Gadzooks, a tarooting harumpadump just smashed through my hut!

Tarooting Harumpadump by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017

Tarkington 

steers and queer’s…. enough said

Tarkington texas steers and queer’s

Tarkington by dripyz23 November 21, 2021