Tarkovian 

adj.
relating to Tarkov, its people, or their language.

noun
1. an inhabitant of Tarkov, or a person of that plays the game Escape from Tarkov
2. the language spoken by caffeinated gamers after being sent back to the stash prematurely, usually because of a massive skill issue

Also known as Opachi's - Cheekie Breekie's - or in rare cases Chaddicus Thiccicus.

Those dang Tarkovian's keep headtapping me at distance. I must have SKILL ISSUE.

Did you hear that gamer speaking Tarkovian? Some Chaddicus must've steamrolled them!

Tarkovian by A Real Tarkovian October 26, 2022

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus 

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus: Noticeable Swelling of the Male Testicular Region. Results from over exposure from a Popular fps MMO Shooter Escape from Tarkov. May produce long lasting reproproductive harm, and thus the inability to reproduce.

Symptom's of Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus include: Trouble taking deep breaths, increased need to write code or hacks that allows yourself or others to cheat to win inside Escape from Tarkov, purchase 3rd party cheats or hacks from others who lack the ability to reproduce and most likely live in the basement of parents home. Using Real Currency to purchase otherwise free ingame lootables, example: roubles, guns, armor, keys, etc. An overwhelming sense of insecurity of ones Pee pee, inability to complete sentences, make direct eye contact with the opposite sex

This definition has not been approved by the FDA and has no clear and or concise way of preventing its outcome except as to not play Escape from Tarkov because you are just bad at it.

subject 1: Have you noticed anything wrong with subject 3 recently?
subject 2: Yes it appears subject 3 has a very noticeable growth to his Groinal region.

subject 1: Pretty sure he has contracted Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus
subject 2: Should we possibly speak to his wife?
subject 1: Nope, if she hasn't noticed by now what's the point.

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus by Upin Urmum September 14, 2021

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus 

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus: Noticeable Swelling of the Male Testicular Region. Results from over exposure from a Popular fps MMO Shooter Escape from Tarkov. May produce long lasting reproproductive harm, and thus the inability to reproduce.

Symptom's of Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus include: Trouble taking deep breaths, increased need to write code or hacks that allows yourself or others to cheat to win inside Escape from Tarkov, purchase 3rd party cheats or hacks from others who lack the ability to reproduce and most likely live in the basement of parents home. Using Real Currency to purchase otherwise free ingame lootables, example: roubles, guns, armor, keys, etc. An overwhelming sense of insecurity of ones Pee pee, inability to complete sentences, make direct eye contact with the opposite sex

This definition has not been approved by the FDA and has no clear and or concise way of preventing its outcome except as to not play Escape from Tarkov because you are just bad at it.

subject 1: Have you noticed anything wrong with subject 3 recently?
subject 2: Yes it appears subject 3 has a very noticeable growth to his Groinal region.

subject 1: Pretty sure he has contracted Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus
subject 2: Should we possibly speak to his wife?
subject 1: Nope, if she hasn't noticed by now what's the point.

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus by Upin Urmum September 14, 2021

Tarkanian middle school 

Tarkanian middle school is the worst school ever don't go there the deans will suspended you for no reason the kids are disrespectful little brats the 8th graders think there all that like no your not all that and that school is full of hoes and sluts and petty little slut bags

Worst school ever is Tarkanian middle school

Tarkanian middle school by SPongebob2234 April 16, 2019

Takodian 

A person who attends or has attended Camp Takodah in Richmond, New Hampshire. They are "Friendly To All" and exhibit the qualities taught to them at Camp Takodah.

There are thousands of Takodians across the world at this moment.

Takodian by MBPDABEAST July 25, 2019

Tarkanian 

An old Armenian word literally meaning "feeble-balled", used to describe the type of a guy who is successful only at losing elections.

"Can you even believe this limp-dicked snowflake has been running for office his entire life and has never won an election of any worth? God, what a Tarkanian."

Tarkanian by Fucker Carlson July 23, 2021

tarkanian 

A sadsack who desperately wants to be liked yet is consistently rejected by their peers because he lacks character.

Ugh. Danny is such a tarkanian. He just needs to go away.

tarkanian by C. Kroegs December 12, 2017