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tarking

the act of taking things from random peoples yards in the middle of the night and placing them in someone elses yard. preferably someone whom you dont like
Dude! You totally should have went tarking on mariels yard with us last night!!
by Missy27 August 12, 2009
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Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.
This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!
by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010
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Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.
by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017
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Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;
“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”
by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016
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Taking ones chin

The act of being chinned.
Yo did you hear Jaqueefe was taking ones chin.
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I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.
I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"
by Nordgern August 19, 2017
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Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.
My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.
by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020
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