Tarkanian

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An old Armenian word literally meaning "feeble-balled", used to describe the type of a guy who is successful only at losing elections.

"Can you even believe this limp-dicked snowflake has been running for office his entire life and has never won an election of any worth? God, what a Tarkanian."

Tarkanian by Fucker Carlson July 23, 2021

Words you can keep

tarkanian

A sadsack who desperately wants to be liked yet is consistently rejected by their peers because he lacks character.

Ugh. Danny is such a tarkanian. He just needs to go away.

tarkanian by C. Kroegs December 12, 2017

Related Words

tarkanian • Tarkanian middle school • Mr. Tarkanian • tardanian • Tarzanian • Tarzaning • Tasmanian • Tasmanian Devil • Tasmanian tiger • Tampanian

Tarkanian middle school

Tarkanian middle school is the worst school ever don't go there the deans will suspended you for no reason the kids are disrespectful little brats the 8th graders think there all that like no your not all that and that school is full of hoes and sluts and petty little slut bags

Worst school ever is Tarkanian middle school

Tarkanian middle school by SPongebob2234 April 16, 2019

Mr. Tarkanian

A character played by Will Ferrel on Saturday Night Live. To sum it all up, Mr. Tarkanian is the worst boss you could ever have.

"Excuse me, Mr Tarkanian?"

"Why are you interrupting me?"

"I thought..."

"YOU THOUGHT?!?!? WHEN I AM WITH AN IMPORTANT CLIENT, YOU DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!"

"Yes, Mr. Tarkanian." *bursts into tears*

Mr. Tarkanian by M. Timm October 12, 2010

Tarkatan handshake

when your arm breaks so that the bone is sticking out and you use the bone as a dagger like weapon.

Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon

Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake

Tarkatan handshake by qbal02 April 3, 2013

Tarzanian

1. (adjective) When one's attire, designed or weathered, resembles garments worn by Tarzan.

2. (adjective) To describe lewd or inapropros behaviour during social interactions and gatherings.

1. "Dude, that hobo's rockin some Tarzanian threads."

2. "Bryan is going Tarzanian tonight!"

Tarzanian by itsmarley September 2, 2010

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Tasmanian Hotpocket by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026