Tarkanian 

An old Armenian word literally meaning "feeble-balled", used to describe the type of a guy who is successful only at losing elections.

"Can you even believe this limp-dicked snowflake has been running for office his entire life and has never won an election of any worth? God, what a Tarkanian."

Tarkanian by Fucker Carlson July 23, 2021

tarkanian 

A sadsack who desperately wants to be liked yet is consistently rejected by their peers because he lacks character.

Ugh. Danny is such a tarkanian. He just needs to go away.

tarkanian by C. Kroegs December 12, 2017

Tarkanian middle school 

Tarkanian middle school is the worst school ever don't go there the deans will suspended you for no reason the kids are disrespectful little brats the 8th graders think there all that like no your not all that and that school is full of hoes and sluts and petty little slut bags

Worst school ever is Tarkanian middle school

Tarkanian middle school by SPongebob2234 April 16, 2019

Mr. Tarkanian 

A character played by Will Ferrel on Saturday Night Live. To sum it all up, Mr. Tarkanian is the worst boss you could ever have.

"Excuse me, Mr Tarkanian?"

"Why are you interrupting me?"

"I thought..."

"YOU THOUGHT?!?!? WHEN I AM WITH AN IMPORTANT CLIENT, YOU DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!"

"Yes, Mr. Tarkanian." *bursts into tears*

Mr. Tarkanian by M. Timm October 12, 2010

Tarkatan handshake

when your arm breaks so that the bone is sticking out and you use the bone as a dagger like weapon.

Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon

Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake

Tarkatan handshake by qbal02 April 3, 2013

Tarzanian 

1. (adjective) When one's attire, designed or weathered, resembles garments worn by Tarzan.

2. (adjective) To describe lewd or inapropros behaviour during social interactions and gatherings.

1. "Dude, that hobo's rockin some Tarzanian threads."

2. "Bryan is going Tarzanian tonight!"

Tarzanian by itsmarley September 2, 2010

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Tasmanian Hotpocket by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019