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toadsmack 

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.
spare some change, man? "enjoy your toadsmack!" wham!
toadsmack by hogan21 September 22, 2008
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toadsmack 

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

got any change, bud? "Why I outta toadsmack you good!"
toadsmack by hogan21 September 27, 2006

Twatsmack 

When you're out with your girls, there is always one who will twatsmack you from getting laid
Twatsmack by imjmieslv72 December 16, 2017

toadsmagodes 

a word that can universally mean everything and anything,
It can also be alone without a sentence, It will still have the same meaning
It has nothing to do with frogs!
Dude that is so toadsmagodes! (cool,awesome,weird,gross ect.)
toadsmagodes by TheFryle_co. May 12, 2009

Tardsmack 

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.
Tardsmack by Tiffany A December 29, 2007

tardsmacker 

Pronounced-Ta-ard-smack-er

1.A person who hits retards

2.A person who is highly stupid

3.A word used just to insult for retards
John:I got cookies for lunch

Friend:John your such a tardsmacker
tardsmacker by ricepicker October 20, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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