tardwack

a mentally handicapped person who masturebates in places where he thinks that he cannot be seen by the public, but really, he can. can also be used to insult another person. similar to when one calls another a "retard"

the tardwack was at it in the library again.

by L'oreal Dove January 3, 2007

tardpack

Someone severely lacking intelligence, a retard.

Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.

"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"

or

"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"

by LAtheDJ December 29, 2007

tardsack

A tardsack is a dinkus that is so mentally retarded and has such a sack personality, that they fail. This fail is so great, that they may become a tardnugget.

God! César is such a tardsack! He always sharpens pens!

by César M May 14, 2011

Tardtacked

When a social website is overun or attacked by a bunch of morons all of the sudden.

Wow,The site was doing good for a while today until it was tardtacked by a bunch of idiots.

by RedNick1.0 March 1, 2012

TardJack

To take over ones Facebook status by changing the subject of discourse to a topic outside the purview of the original subject and/orforum, while maintaining the subject line. A form of amusement for trolls.

James and Brian totally Tardjacked Pam's page Facebook status, like a band of rabid tards.

by GimpCollector June 25, 2010

turdwacker

Its like the turd burgler he/she steals them but then after he/she lets them harden. And then after that he/she plays baseball with em.

Dan West is a dirty fuckin' turdwacker!

by Matt balon August 30, 2007

tardback

a slang term for a person with a physical disability. They are usually confined to a wheel chair or require the use of crutches.

mockturtle has spina-bifida and is a tardback

by JohnnyFleekins January 6, 2010