turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense

Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!

turdbuckle by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

metaphysical turducken 

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009

turdbulence 

When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.

Person A: "How’d you go in the dunny?”
Person B: “It was sheer Turdbulence.”

turdbulence by anonymous-g July 14, 2011

Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

Turnbuckle Syndrome by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012

turduckenolio 

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Kentucky Turnbuckle 

The ultra rare occurrence of male-on-male reverse cowboy. Not seen often in the wild and not easily forgotten.

Wow, did you see Chad pull a Kentucky Turnbuckle on David the other night? That was wild!

Kentucky Turnbuckle by AlphaBoost September 21, 2021

Turducken Slap 

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

Turducken Slap by Danger500 May 17, 2011