turdbuckle
Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!
turdbuckle by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021
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metaphysical turducken
metaphysical turducken by Definite Article March 11, 2009
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When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.
turdbulence by anonymous-g July 14, 2011
Turnbuckle Syndrome
To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.
Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...
Turnbuckle Syndrome by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012
turduckenolio
n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
turduckenolio by Doctor Science February 20, 2011
Kentucky Turnbuckle
The ultra rare occurrence of male-on-male reverse cowboy. Not seen often in the wild and not easily forgotten.
Kentucky Turnbuckle by AlphaBoost September 21, 2021
Turducken Slap
(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Turducken Slap by Danger500 May 17, 2011
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