Tardisgasm
An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.
Tardisgasm by HotKat April 2, 2011
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Tardgasm
A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.
Tardgasm by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008
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Tardgasm
The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.
Tardgasm by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
Spiffy tradiegasms
When ya devote ur time and money to someone and they don’t let ya talk to your chick friends then they leave when your in hospital with a smashed arse because it’s an awkward injury , then ya talk to them like any chick friend ya used to have cos ya got none left after her and no money to talk to anyone else but she acts like you didn’t earn the privilege after ya got a smashed arse because of her telling ya she likes it when her boyfriend has a smashed arse
Those spiffy tradiegasms smashed that dudes arse then called him a gay weirdo and fired him but he was just a customer who needed a roof leak fixed and they fired him but he paid them so he is actually right.
Spiffy tradiegasms by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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