Tardisgasm

An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.

I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.

by HotKat April 2, 2011

Tardgasm

A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.

The word of the day was said on the Peewee Herman show and everyone had a tardgasm.

by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008

Tardgasm

The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.

"Bro, I finally got some action last night. That girl totally gave me that Tardgasm"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Spiffy tradiegasms

When ya devote ur time and money to someone and they don’t let ya talk to your chick friends then they leave when your in hospital with a smashed arse because it’s an awkward injury , then ya talk to them like any chick friend ya used to have cos ya got none left after her and no money to talk to anyone else but she acts like you didn’t earn the privilege after ya got a smashed arse because of her telling ya she likes it when her boyfriend has a smashed arse

Those spiffy tradiegasms smashed that dudes arse then called him a gay weirdo and fired him but he was just a customer who needed a roof leak fixed and they fired him but he paid them so he is actually right.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023