ShootFastEatAss69's definitions

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.

"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Tardgasm

The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.

"Bro, I finally got some action last night. That girl totally gave me that Tardgasm"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Toothy Brazillian

The act of plucking female pubic hairs with teeth, commonly associated with running out of wax for a typical smooth Brazillian Wax. Leaving the end user to chew the hair out of the private area of the recipient.

"I hate work, we are so low on materials i had to give that lady a Toothy Brazillian"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.

"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Swamp Monster

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.

"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Fart Ghoul

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.

"Anthony cant come on any road trips anymore, hes a total Fart Ghoul".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022