A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.
by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008
Get the Tardgasm mug.The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
Get the Tardgasm mug.The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.
"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."
by Vixenator June 25, 2009
Get the TARGASM mug.Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.
by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010
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by Aimee C July 25, 2008
Get the targasm mug.the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.
can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin
perfect timing is necessary
can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin
perfect timing is necessary
by Sir Jerks-Alot December 25, 2002
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