Tard car

One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!

Tard car by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010

Tard Car

The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.

Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!

Tard Car by Andrew C November 19, 2005

car-tard 

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

car-tard by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008

Tard Card 

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

Tard Card by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

Tard Card 

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

Tard Card by Thumper0611 December 31, 2008

Tard Card 

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.

Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.

Tard Card by Roomba August 21, 2006

tard cart 

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.

Whats better than riding the short bus? not being retarded!

tard cart by anonymous April 15, 2003