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Roadster 

An old band teacher who has a bald head with one strip of white hair across the top. When he wants you to play louder he squawks like a bird.
The Roadster was fired.
Roadster by Angry band student February 28, 2004

Roadster life

The lifestyle of tuning one's Mazda Miata Roadster in the style seen in the JDM magazine Road&Ster and popularized on the English-language forum, ClubRoadster.net.
Look at the stance on Paul's car. Man, he's livin' the Roadster life.
Roadster life by Bill Wilner September 23, 2008

Tesla Roadster 2.0 

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".
Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0
Tesla Roadster 2.0 by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022

Tesla Roadster 

As of February 6, 2018, the fastest car that humans have ever built. This is not because it drives quickly, but rather that Elon Musk strapped one onto a fucking rocket and shot it into orbit.
Get your Tesla Roadster, the fastest car in the world, once you pay for it to be launched into orbit.

Tesla Roadster 

Is that a Tesla Roadster? I've heard it's fucking awesome.
Tesla Roadster by krlyos December 17, 2011

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.
I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.
nut-roaster by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016