Tanglis 

Tanglis is a type of English, I'm afraid it's illegal to even call it English. Tanglis is spoken by the residents of Chapri Land. It makes you doubt the existence of life and question on superficial beings that will taunt you day and night. Tanglis kills you from the inside and leaves a permanent stain of trauma engraved on you heart and brain until you leave this earth. Beware of Tanglis.

Myself is name Tanish, how you are today feeling?
Tanglis very much dangerous, please keeping distance recommended.

Tanglis by jadenspeare May 16, 2022

Tinglish 

A variation of the AP English course; during which you spent most of your time agonizing over writing thesis statements for literary essays, but then realise that it is a favorable activity compared to trying to - in vain - finish annotating Shakespeare.

Teacher: Caesura. Thesis statement. GO!
Student A: WHAT?! How is that possible for a literary essay?!
Student B: Well, I did one for calcium.
Student A: Agh, thesis statements...
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You will get a B-Ting in Tinglish class.

Tinglish by anonymous-but-obvious January 25, 2011

Tangalistic 

When something is so tasty or sexy it is just simply tangalistic!

Shit, now that is one tangalistic chocolate shake!
Wow look at that tangalistic thing over there.

Tangalistic by mysterymeat4u November 4, 2010

Asshole tangling 

Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.

There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.

Asshole tangling by BIGwood223 November 19, 2020

Thanglish 

Certain dialect derived from San Jose, and spoken throughout the Bay Area as a type of slang used as substitutions for incriminating words and statements. Used as a type of code language to ensure there's no ear hustlin' going on in the near vicinity.

Are you talkin bout' thang, or THANG?

Lets talk thanglish so thang dont know what we're thangin' about.

Wussuh dog, you got any thang an shit?"

Thanglish by Cutty Crack October 8, 2010

Taglish 

A category of language that is mixed with Tagalog and English. Most often used by Filipino people that have forgotten how to speak Tagalog. They mix the Tagalog words up with their English sentences.

"Kamusta. What are you going to be doing ngayong araw?"

Taglish by Elmer January 20, 2005

Tenglish 

The language of made up words and tongue twisters.

"twisted tartar toss to tom"
"haky jaky naky flaky"

"What language are you guys speaking!?!"
"TENGLISH!"

Tenglish by Mars Muhan November 13, 2017