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tamponette

smaller tampon for the younger generation of females who, like those that choose to wear bra's as if to cover up and pretend that they are going through puberty-which makes them a big girl, decide that they want to live like a real woman and therefore choose to use tamponette's.
jonny ate what he thought was a wrapped up "small-size" twix. However he soon had to ask and find out that this was just a girl from his nurserys tamponette.
by karlovarska becherovka September 20, 2006
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tampontrepreneur

A combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. While the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it's a safe place to keep your money.
Clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her snatch and pay the bartender with a bloody hundred dollar bill.

I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!
by PiePatrol November 18, 2010
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Tampongate

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
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tamponbiter

someoen who is usles beyond words, tehy also liek bals in or around tehir mouht. Tehy probbly liek to wathc fullhous nakd wiht a jar of peant buttr and tehir dog to lik it off
badblod is teh worst huntr on aegwyn, hes a reel tamponbiter
by Cubslol December 17, 2008
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Tampongate

When a person has sexual intercourse but they forget they have a tampon in
Oh my god! I got so drunk I tampongated and thought I lost my tampon in me!
by Topofthewhore November 4, 2021
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