Tempenis is the nickname for the best, amazing friend that you’ll never have. They are fun to hang around. And fun to smoke with. Once you get a Tempenis, keep them.
Tempenis is a good friend.
by tempenithhhhh June 15, 2022
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Tyler " Dude you had sex with that hot piece of ass last night "
Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV
Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV
by Cooch Master Casey March 1, 2009
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