It's a term that is used to acknowledge the fact that television is controlled and run by Jews (hence the word Talmud - the Jewish Holy Books). What it really means is that when you watch television you are really seeing a false reality that is presented mainly through the perspective of International Jewry and what they want you to see. Television is a well known propaganda machine that is extremely powerful because when you watch it, you are actually in a trance like state. When in this state it is very difficult for your mind to distinguish what is seen on television from reality (i.e. television becomes reality in your mind).

A: I watched MTV Video Music Award yesterday, that was so cool.
B: Stop watching the talmudvision. It's lowering your IQ.

Talmudvision by D.G. (Dangerous Guy) October 19, 2015

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TALMBO

A beat battle in the Lucid Monday Discord server. Also used as an abbreviated version of 'talking about', and can occasionally be seen representing the entire phrase 'What are you talking about?'

"TALMBO CONFIRMED QUICKLYQUICKLY VS OLSWEL FRIDAY 4:30 PM PST"

TALMBO by colefu January 26, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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