A Talmadge is a being that has a very strong but questionable love for Taylor Swift. His love for Taylor Swift was brought to him by his sisters. They showed him how to love her and why. A Talmadge is also a person that spends too much time in robotics which causes him to not spend the best time in yearbook. A Talmadge can also bring happiness to his favorite teacher mr panter or papa panter. A Talmadge bring joy to everyone except Mia because he annoys her
Girl: is that Talmadge?
Other girl: yes I can’t believe it!
Talmadge: hey there ladies *winks*
Girls: *faints*
A tall and cute boy who is most likely extremely athletic. The name Talmage is usually that boy who gives off the vibe of "look I'm good at everything!" He is very popular but most likely doesn't like to admit it. He always wants to talk and is super good at hitting up girls. He is very attractive and fit with a great sense of humor. He is well known to his school mostly because of sports. Talmage always has his bros over on the weekends. Talmage is probably taller than average. Talmage knows where he stands and can stand up for himself. Overall Talmage is pretty sexy.
At the football game, a huge group of boys stood up yelling and cheering for Talmage and his gnarly touchdown.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*