It's a term that is used to acknowledge the fact that television is controlled and run by Jews (hence the word Talmud - the Jewish Holy Books). What it really means is that when you watch television you are really seeing a false reality that is presented mainly through the perspective of International Jewry and what they want you to see. Television is a well known propaganda machine that is extremely powerful because when you watch it, you are actually in a trance like state. When in this state it is very difficult for your mind to distinguish what is seen on television from reality (i.e. television becomes reality in your mind).
A: I watched MTV Video Music Award yesterday, that was so cool.
B: Stop watching the talmudvision. It's lowering your IQ.
A beat battle in the Lucid Monday Discord server. Also used as an abbreviated version of 'talking about', and can occasionally be seen representing the entire phrase 'What are you talking about?'
"TALMBO CONFIRMED QUICKLYQUICKLY VS OLSWEL FRIDAY 4:30 PMPST"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*