A tall and cute boy who is most likely extremely athletic. The name Talmage is usually that boy who gives off the vibe of "look I'm good at everything!" He is very popular but most likely doesn't like to admit it. He always wants to talk and is super good at hitting up girls. He is very attractive and fit with a great sense of humor. He is well known to his school mostly because of sports. Talmage always has his bros over on the weekends. Talmage is probably taller than average. Talmage knows where he stands and can stand up for himself. Overall Talmage is pretty sexy.

At the football game, a huge group of boys stood up yelling and cheering for Talmage and his gnarly touchdown.

Talmage by donuts_r_yummy March 30, 2020

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an amazing combination of skills and pure awesomeness. 30% chance of a clone.

talmage can play a trombone

talmage by talman February 4, 2010

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Talmadge

A Talmadge is a being that has a very strong but questionable love for Taylor Swift. His love for Taylor Swift was brought to him by his sisters. They showed him how to love her and why. A Talmadge is also a person that spends too much time in robotics which causes him to not spend the best time in yearbook. A Talmadge can also bring happiness to his favorite teacher mr panter or papa panter. A Talmadge bring joy to everyone except Mia because he annoys her

Girl: is that Talmadge?
Other girl: yes I can’t believe it!
Talmadge: hey there ladies *winks*
Girls: *faints*

Talmadge by Mr panters favorite December 4, 2019

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The act of pretending to eat a girls pussy but instead having your dog eat her out. This act generally works best with the lights off and when you're under the covers. Some people smear peanut butter on the pussy to entice the dog.

This bitch I met at the bar last night was so drunk I pulled off a Talmage on her!

Talmage by PegmanJones June 3, 2017

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