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When one impregnated homosexual female that is receiving oral sex from another homosexual female has such an incredible orgasm that she shoots out the fetus into the other woman's eye and gets a black eye. That black eye is called a talf.
As I was perusing around the internet, I stumbled across some lesbian pornography video where one woman received a talf.
Talf by dr. talf October 30, 2008
Words you can keep
Loser, Idiot, Freak, Weirdo
Advait: "Wow look at that kid Parth over there."

Janet: "Yeah look at him, what a talf."

Matthew: "Totally a talf."
talf by nguyenjanet December 17, 2011
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A cool and sweet guy who is the best friend you could ever have.
Oh, I love him, he's such a Talfryn!
Talfryn by Watty Said July 6, 2010

talfartman 

FART MASTER. Dm them for fart always. Big fart 4L kawai potato tally Wally <3333 best page ever
did you see talfartman s new post?
yeah it was so awesome 💖
talfartman by talfartmanfan June 26, 2021
Talfan will be the most sexy person you will ever meet . He has muscles popping out every where and is a absolute baller when it comes to women. He’s a sexy man and you’d be lucky to even see him. He’s also a beast in goal at football
Person 1: OMG IS THAT TALFAN
person 2: YEP THATS HIM HES SOOOOOOOO FIT
Talfan by Ollie Kimber October 20, 2019
Talfu is a business word that widely used by business developers to describe the process of identifying the "Targeted Accounts List" for the purpose of business development and "Financial Upgrade". Mainly a term referring the rules and processes that aim to increasing corporation ROI.
- Our talfu this year is indicating an increase in income.
- Maintaining a good return on investment requires a deep focusing on our talfu.
Talfu by Translate guide January 21, 2022
Business term refers "Targeted Accounts List & Financial Upgrade".
Today, we've achieved our ROI through a well planned talfu
talfu by Dr. MarksJohn January 21, 2022
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