upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant

L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

Flag

Get the upgrade mug.

upgrade

To make a better choice for a relationship partner.

Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend?
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.

John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.

Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.

by Harmony08 September 15, 2010

Flag

Get the upgrade mug.

Upgrade

1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.

2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.

1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.

2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.

by Young Enigma March 11, 2009

Flag

Get the Upgrade mug.

upgrade

n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.

v. To perform an upgrade.

While I was pissing I let out the biggest, nastiest fart. It stank so bad, I knew I had to upgrade.

by Lobsters Attack March 4, 2011

Flag